I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.
(Source: queenlabrifah)
(Source: drognerys, via ithinkimadorable)
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
- Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
- Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
- Me: We cool?
- Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
- Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
- Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
- Me: So...can I get out now?
- Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
- Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
- Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
(Source: karlimeaghan, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
Consoler-in-Chief
President Obama consoles Donovan Frazier, 5, whose egg ran off course during the the Easter Egg Race, April 1, 2013.
I’ve been pretty hard on Barry lately but this is fucking adorable.
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(Source: weheart-rthezombie, via metamax)
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