lostdaemon said: Bad Pickup Line: Is your name Erika? Because you look like an Angel to me. You look like something that doesn't exist. Why am I crying? Erika?
WE APPROVE OF THAT PICKUP LINE. PARTIALLY BECAUSE ANGELS DON’T EXIST AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE IT MAKES OUR LINE “YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOO CUTE, PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN HOLD THEM” LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
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