theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: GREETINGS, MAN OF IRON!

Tony Stark: Sup thor

Thor: I THOUGHT IT PRUDENT TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE HULKING MAN SMASHED THE MAGICAL CLOTHES-CLEANING VORTEX MACHINES TO BITS

Tony: Fucking brilliant, do you know why

Thor: SOMEONE SHRUNK HIS FAVORITE PAIR OF WEAR-UNDERS

 GREETINGS, MAN OF IRON!

(via homoerotics)